NINE WORDS WOMEN USE

1. THIS IS THE WORD WOMEN USE TO END AN ARGUMENT WHEN THEY ARE RIGTH AND YOU NEED TO SHUT UP.
2. FIVE MINUTES:IF SHE IS GETTING DRESSED,THIS MEANS A HALF AN HOUR .FIVE MINUTES IS ONLY FIVE MINUTES IF YOU HAVE BEEN GIVEN FIVE MORE MINUTES TO WATCH THE GAME BEFORE HELPING AROND THE HOUSE.
3. NOTHING:THIS IS CALM BEFORE THE STORM.THIS MEANS SOMETHING,AND YOU SHOULD BE ON YOUR TOES.ARGUMENTS THAT BEGIN WITH NOTHING USUALLY END IN FINE.
4. GO AHEAD:THIS IS A DARE ,NOT PERMISSION.DONT DO IT.
5. LOUD SIGH:THIS IS ACTUALLY A WORD,BUT IS A NON-VERBAL STATEMENT OFTEN MISUNDERSTOOD BY MEN .A LOUD SIGH MEANS SHE THINKS YOU ARE AN IDIOT AND WONDERS WHY SHE IS WASTING HER TIME STANDING HERE AND ARGUING WITH YOU ABOUT NOTHING {REFER BACK TO #3 FOR THE MEANING OF NOTHING}.
6. THATS OKAY:THIS IS ONE OF THE MOST DANGEROUS STATEMENTS A WOMAN CAN MAKE TO A MAN.THATS OKAY MEANS SHE WANTS TO THINK LONG AND HARD BEFORE DECIDING HOW AND WHEN YOU WILL PAY FOR YOUR MISTAKE.
7. THANKS:A WOMEN IS THINKING YOU, DO NOT QUESTION,OR FAINT,JUST SAY YOU'RE WELCOME.{I WANT TO ADD IN A CLAUSE HERE-THIS IS TRUE,UNLESS SHE SAYS THANKS A LOT -THAT IS PURE SARCASM AND  SHE IS NOT THANKING YOU AT ALL.DO NOT SAY YOU'RE WELCOME. THAT WILL BRING  ON A WHATEVER}.
8. WHATEVER:IS A WOMAN'S WAY OF SAYING  F--- YOU!
9. DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT,I GOT IT:ANOTHER DANGEROUS STATEMENT,MEANING THIS IS SOMETHING THAT A WOMEN HAS TOLD A MAN TO DO SEVERAL TIMES,BUT IS NOW DOING IT HERSELF.THIS LATER RESULT IN A MAN ASKING WHATS WRONG ?FOR THE WOMEN RESPONSE REFER TO # 3.                                                                                                                                                                                                            THIS IS FOR THE MEN TO KNOW TO WARN THEM ABOUT A ARGUMENT  AND FOR ALL THE WOMEN  THAT KNOW IT'S TRUE!!!! THIS IS A GOOD LAUGH.