SIMPLE DECOR

SIMPLE DECOR

YOUR KITCHEN IS A WORK OF ART

Simple Decor Goes a Long Way

LOVE IT

• Dance: like no one is watching.
• Sing:like no one is listening.
• Love:like you never been hurt before.
• Live:like each day is your last. :)

• Here No Evil!
• See No Evil!
• Speak No Evil!
• Do No Evil!!!

A true friend is  a work of heart.

To all my friends and relatives who have 

sent me best 'wishes',chain letters,'angel'

letters or other promises of good luck,

NONE OF THAT SHIT WORKED!

Could you please just send cash,

vodka,chocolate,Italian food,

wine,or airline tickets instead?

          Thank you!

                              Be the kind of women that when

                              your feet hit the floor each 

                              morning the devil say's.

                              ''OH CRAP SHE'S UP! 

                    LOVE CAN BE EVERY THING

MY LOVE IS TRUE

LOVE IS UNPREDICTABLE LOVE IS UNCONTAINABLE

LOVE IS RELIABLE LOVE IS INFALLIBLE

LOVE IS RIGTH LOVE IS WRONG 

LOVE IS WEAK LOVE IS STRONG

LOVE IS GOOD LOVE IS PURE

LOVE IS REAL LOVE IS SURE

LOVE IS JEALOUS LOVE IS PAIN

LOVE IS LOST LOVE IS GAINED

LOVE IS NAKED LOVE IS RAW

LOVE IS EVERYTHING LOVE IS ALL

LOVE IS HERE LOVE IS THERE

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL LOVE IS FAIR

LOVE IS GREAT LOVE IS SHIT

LOVE IS DEMANDING LOVE IS IT............

Sometimes bad things just happend... no reason,no purpose.They just occur and we're left to pick up the pieces the best we can.

THERE COMES A POINT IN YOUR LIFE WHEN  YOU REALIZE:

WHO MATTERS,

WHO NEVER DID,

WHO WON' ANYMORE....

AND WHO ALWAYS WILL.

SO,DON'T WORRY ABOUT PEOPLE FROM YOUR PAST,

THERE'S A REASON WHY THEY DIDN'T MAKE IT TO YOUR FUTURE.

GIVE THIS WORDS TO EVERYONE YOU DON'T WANT TO LOSE IN 2008-2009

INCLUDING ME, IS THAT'S WHAT IS IN YOUR HEART.

BE KINDER THAN NECESSARY BECAUSE EVERYONE YOU MEET IS FIGHTING SOME KIND OF A BATTLE.

                           NINE WORDS WOMEN USE

1. THIS IS THE WORD WOMEN USE TO END AN ARGUMENT WHEN THEY ARE RIGTH AND YOU NEED TO SHUT UP.
2. FIVE MINUTES:IF SHE IS GETTING DRESSED,THIS MEANS A HALF AN HOUR .FIVE MINUTES IS ONLY FIVE MINUTES IF YOU HAVE BEEN GIVEN FIVE MORE MINUTES TO WATCH THE GAME BEFORE HELPING AROND THE HOUSE.
3. NOTHING:THIS IS CALM BEFORE THE STORM.THIS MEANS SOMETHING,AND YOU SHOULD BE ON YOUR TOES.ARGUMENTS THAT BEGIN WITH NOTHING USUALLY END IN FINE.
4. GO AHEAD:THIS IS A DARE ,NOT PERMISSION.DONT DO IT.
5. LOUD SIGH:THIS IS ACTUALLY A WORD,BUT IS A NON-VERBAL STATEMENT OFTEN MISUNDERSTOOD BY MEN .A LOUD SIGH MEANS SHE THINKS YOU ARE AN IDIOT AND WONDERS WHY SHE IS WASTING HER TIME STANDING HERE AND ARGUING WITH YOU ABOUT NOTHING {REFER BACK TO #3 FOR THE MEANING OF NOTHING}.
6. THATS OKAY:THIS IS ONE OF THE MOST DANGEROUS STATEMENTS A WOMAN CAN MAKE TO A MAN.THATS OKAY MEANS SHE WANTS TO THINK LONG AND HARD BEFORE DECIDING HOW AND WHEN YOU WILL PAY FOR YOUR MISTAKE.
7. THANKS:A WOMEN IS THINKING YOU, DO NOT QUESTION,OR FAINT,JUST SAY YOU'RE WELCOME.{I WANT TO ADD IN A CLAUSE HERE-THIS IS TRUE,UNLESS SHE SAYS THANKS A LOT -THAT IS PURE SARCASM AND  SHE IS NOT THANKING YOU AT ALL.DO NOT SAY YOU'RE WELCOME. THAT WILL BRING  ON A WHATEVER}.
8. WHATEVER:IS A WOMAN'S WAY OF SAYING  F--- YOU!
9. DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT,I GOT IT:ANOTHER DANGEROUS STATEMENT,MEANING THIS IS SOMETHING THAT A WOMEN HAS TOLD A MAN TO DO SEVERAL TIMES,BUT IS NOW DOING IT HERSELF.THIS LATER RESULT IN A MAN ASKING WHATS WRONG ?FOR THE WOMEN RESPONSE REFER TO # 3.                                                                                                                                                                                                            THIS IS FOR THE MEN TO KNOW TO WARN THEM ABOUT A ARGUMENT  AND FOR ALL THE WOMEN  THAT KNOW IT'S TRUE!!!! THIS IS A GOOD LAUGH.